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A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....
I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.
A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it
A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
Foregoing your happiness for good of the others. It's a lose-win situation, that will make others happy, but not you
It's better to be selfish than compassionate. Your happiness is more important than happiness of the others
The ability to recognize our shared humanity.
I loved the compassion you showed when you helped that lady pick up her groceries after she had dropped her shopping basket on the floor.
You're perfectly fine with cynicism when it's directed at compassion.
Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."
When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.
Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"