Crank and Cover

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.

Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.

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Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

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Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

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Cover Girl

The woman a male-homosexual pretends to date in order to hide his sexual orientation

Girl 1: "I just found out my ex-boyfriend is gay!"
Girl 2: "But weren't you just dating him a month ago?!?!"
Girl 1: "Yes. It turns out I was his Cover Girl."

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fuck and cover

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

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Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

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covered up

To be extremely busy at work or too important for your friends. At work, can be the byproduct of being voluntold to do several things.

Scott - You comin' out for the engagement party?
Dave - Can't man, i'm covered up until next week.

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