Crank and Cover

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.

Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.

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Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

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Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

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Cover Girl

The woman a male-homosexual pretends to date in order to hide his sexual orientation

Girl 1: "I just found out my ex-boyfriend is gay!"
Girl 2: "But weren't you just dating him a month ago?!?!"
Girl 1: "Yes. It turns out I was his Cover Girl."

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fuck and cover

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

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Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

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Cover Movie

An entertaining, usually light-hearted and family-friendly movie you watch while curled up in a dozen or so blankets (covers--hence the term) that requires little to no logic to understand, is likely a childhood classic and which brings back memories of the good old days.

see article: www.filmcrusade.com/what-is-a-cover-movie/

Frost-bitten and shivering from shoveling snow, goosebumps-laden Andrew went inside his cozy home, removed all of his clothes, asked his mother to make him some hot chocolate and immediately popped in a cover movie -- Back to the Future -- before diving into a mountainous pile of covers and falling asleep. Needless to say, when school was canceled the next day, Andrew had a lineup of quality flicks prepared for a day's long of cuddling - Sandlot, Home Alone and The Goonies.

The next day off from school he watched It's A Wonderful Life, followed by Masters of the Universe and Ernest Scared Stupid. He fell asleep and passed out before getting to Billy Madison or, his next choice, Revenge of the Nerds.

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