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When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red
dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon
when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture
Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.
Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
Melo had a crayon dick
You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.
How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?
A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..
Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.
Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.
Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
The most badass way to do your highschool art project!
"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"