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When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.
Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now weâre married.
Itâs an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!
I canât stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..
When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.
My tummy still hurts from last nightâs Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
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When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, sheâs going straight taint.
Acronym for Donât Be A Bitch
Lindsay, DBAB. Have a period and leave me alone!
When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, youâre going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
When someone goes to extraordinary lengths to kiss somebodyâs ass.
Sheâs in his office stroking his EgoCock.