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when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture
Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.
A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles
crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank
Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
Melo had a crayon dick
You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.
How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?
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Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed
DooD wanna go color with crayons?
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The most badass way to do your highschool art project!
"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"
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