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When a man is blessed with a receding hairline coupled with thinning hair. The light that bounces of his head is shiny like a gold crown.
DAMN did you see his gold crown?!!
To successfully and enjoyably ejaculate three times in one day.
"Dude, I was bored yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved the Triple Crown..." -Tom
"I was thinking about going for it." -Jack
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Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.
Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.
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Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...
The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!
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A middle size town in Indiana, where everyone smokes weed. They all take pride in it as well.
I'm going to buy some weed from Crown Point.
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New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
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