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Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips
So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.
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How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
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labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
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The act of finding literary symbolism where there is none. Refers to a (n apparently deleted) Not Always Right story in which students at a reading tell the author that their professor insists that s/he repeatedly included references to blue curtains because s/he is depressed, and the author replies that blue is simply his/her favorite color.
Professor: Sylvia Plath's "Morning Song" talks about The Fool's Journey...
Student: You found kabbalah, astrology and alchemy in a poem about giving birth? Sounds like a lot of blue curtains to me!
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Slang term for the hair that an emo person has covering their face. To be true emo curtains, hair must cover eyes completely and at least half of the nose.
John was not afraid to cry at school, he was safe behind his emo curtains.
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Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
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The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
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