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DAMIEN
Means handsome devil stallion. Baked Russian gave me the name in the winter forest when we were fighting black faces for land in the astonishing Estonia mountain tops
He is a dumb Asian piece of shit, he has no friends and his parents don't love him, he always tries to fit in and will get bashed when he tries. He is the bald-headed class clown who no one likes. If Damien is your friend run away as fast as you can.
Guy 1: Is Damien your friend?
Guy 2: Yes why?
Guy 1: RUN AWAY!!!!!
That stereotypical gay guy who is confident as hell and is up for anything
OMG WHERES DAMIEN, THERE’S TEA NEEDING TO BE SPILLED
Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.
“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”
“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”
Some fucking bloke who just fucks off mid internet fight because he can’t even manage to charge his phone.
“Where’s Damien? Did you stab him?”
“Nah. His phone died, useless cunt”
Damiens are virgins. They try to get girls but they just say I don’t like 2 centimeter dick. They beat they meat everyday and fail every year on no nut November. A girl never will mess with a Damien because they can only last about 30 seconds in the bed. Damien’s are usually gay so they will most likely try to grab your dick in class so you better watch out.
Hey Damien stop you faggot don’t grab my cock