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1.A man who is happy that he surprised his daughter with something of interest. 2. A man who is happy his daughter surprised him. 3. A man whose "daughter" is an it
1.Tedd is a man of daughter for getting her that cell phone
2. Jack is a man of daughter for getting a cell phone from his
daughter.
3. I feel sorry for Josh, He's a man of daughter.
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Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.
I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.
Lil Uzis Daughter is Mariam, Mariam (lil uzis daughter) became uzis daughter after uzi nutted in brittany in the money longer music video from 2016 !!!
when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife
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An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.
See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.
"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"
Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons
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A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.
"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."
Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.
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She may not be the eldest child but she is the eldest daughter meaning she'll take on more responsibilities than her siblings and forced to be the family therapist and second mom and if she breaks under the pressure? Good luck
Person#1: hey why were you late?
Eldest daughter: Oh I had to make breakfast for the family, do the laundry make sure mom took her meds make sure dad got to work on time made sure my siblings that had it got to school on time and made sure my brothers got to work on time
Person: sounds like you have eldest daughter syndrome
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