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When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.
“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.
I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.
Noun;
Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration
a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree
shut up you are a tree decoration!
A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.
The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:
*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"