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Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
She will be the next ms. Universe. She has a charismatic beauty. She will do anythingshe wanted to do. She will become a successful business woman.
Vivien Dian Contreras, ms. Universe 2025
A girl who has long black hair and is very athletic. Might be on the hip hop team, basketball, or volleyball team. She is very tall and has a unique smile. She might of had braces before but most likely doesn't have them now. Many guys try to get at her but she is loyal af. People love to be around her because she brings the biggest smile to them but she has her bad days sometimes. She is very sociable and gets along with everyone. She may have been played a couple times. She claims that she loves Lil Pump but that is a lie. But other than that this type of person is truly amazing.
Kimberly Diane Ruelas is a cool chica.
A term Native Americans may use to refer to one another.
That guy Robbie, is he Mex or skin-dian?
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An NES bootleg where some character called "Fortran" (some guy who looks like Mario) is apparently gambling(?)
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
person 1: let's play Dian Shi Ma Li
person 2: dafuq kinda game is that?
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.