Crazepee

When something in life is insane.

Joe: Holy shit, did you guys hear about Tommy??

Joe's Friends: No what happened??

Joe: Well, he hooked up with Old Man Peterson last night down at the old saw mill. They were just foolin' around one min and the next min, they's were fuckin! It was crazepee!!!!

Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.

"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!

Cumikaze

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

Skexchy

Noun: When old girlfriends decide they would like to play a mind game with you, and eat away at your heart, and destroy your self esteem in the process.

Joe: Dude, I met this amazingly hot girl at the mall today. She is really my type! And her name is Yolanda.

Ron: Awesome!

Pause....
Ron: Wait wait wait........ What's her last name??

*Typing sound of Joe quickly sending a text message.... Within seconds Yolanda responds*

Joe: Her name is Squatpump! Yolanda Squatpump..!!

Ron: Dude! Are you retarded! That's Scooter's Ex girlfriend! She is the the damn definition of skexchy!

Joe: Oh man, fuck that!! Thanks for the heads up bro.