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Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!
Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"
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A phrase used to replace damn it in a better more holy fashion. It also replaces any word that shows frustration or humiliation.
I lost my pencil! Gosh diddly darn it! What will I do now?!
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1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.
Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.
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A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.
Credit to my neighbor Becca H.
"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"
Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?
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The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity
Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit
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gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present
*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"
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when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.
"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"
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