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When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.
I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it
"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"
Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”