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Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.
Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.
a fat person with poor nutritional habits.
Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.
something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.
A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.
Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.
Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!
An elderly gentleman trying to retain his youth.
That codger dodger works out everyday. He looks amazingly young.
1. A term used for telling who is or isn't a Christian
2. Someone who doesn't go to church
1.
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
2.
Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!