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Pretending not to have known how much your product or behavior has sucked, feigning realization, and promising to do better.
Sundance Film Festival organizers pulled a Domino's Pizza on Thursday afternoon, saying that they'd failed in some respects over the last few years and vowing to improve. (From an LA Times article)
Yeesh, my cheating boyfriend pulled a real Domino's Pizza on me last night with a dozen crummy roses, like that's going to get me to trust him again! (original)
A domino effect rape is when the rapist himself is raped after raping someone else.
Hey man Karim just got raped by Anthony.
Really? Cos Anthony just got raped by big Al.
Shit man, thats domino effect rape!
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"So how did you loose your v-card" the dominoes delivery guy came over"
Papa Joo Dominos is a 27 year old male who works at Dominos making and delivering pizzas. He has blue hair, which is in a new style everyday and always wears a hat. His physical appearance is dirty beat up Vans, jeans and a faded red white and blue triangle patterned sweatshirt over his black Dominos shirt, and a stubby beard. He is also a drug addict and alcoholic with sleep insomnia and depression. Usual papa Joo is quiet and doesn't communicate with anyone but his dog, which he secretly snuck into his dirty rundown apartment, JoJoo. JoJoo is a cocker spaniel who sleeps all day. Fun, right. Well one day while Papa Joo is making pizzas, a mysterious green girl comes in and speaks with the manager. He watches very closely and finds out she wants a job. Not long after, the girl whose name is SNAKU is introduced to Papa Joo. Papa Joo has Love-at-first-sight-syndrome and loves SNAKU at first sight. But of course since he's antisocial, he carn't tell her that. After many weeks Papa Joo gets snapchat and asks SNAKU if she has it. SNAKU says yes and thus starts a journey of Papa Joo and SNAKU.
I hope I never become a Papa Joo Dominos
a.k.a Baltimore Colts screw job. when a person, place, or thing screws another person, place, or thing who then screws another person, place, or thing in retaliation, thus creating a domino effect.
Famous Domino Screw Jobs
1. When Robert Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts, little did he know that he would screw not only Baltimore, but also Cleveland for years later Baltimore got the Cleveland Browns to move there and leaving Cleveland a horrible team after 3 years of inactivity.
2. When the Seattle Seahawks signed Pete Carroll from USC, they also screwed Tennessee because USC signed Lane Kiffin in Retaliation
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The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order
"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"
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The most amazing thing invented in the history of tracking it takes pizza to a whole new level and deserves some sort of awards not only does it make waiting for pizza a little more tolerable it's basically pretty bitchin'.
door bell rings, pizza man is there w/ pizza
Jeff: Hey Ty
Pizzaman: The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is pretty bitchin aye
Jeff:fo shiz
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