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By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.
Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.
Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!
A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"
When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.
Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.
When a girl starts creaming and frothing on her boyfriends/husbands member and the guy thinks he’s really turning his girl on…
When in reality it’s just the cum from her side dudes ejaculation earlier that day.
Mark was pleased by the lady cream he was productive from his girl… little did Mark know he was conjuring up a Sneaky Dunkin
When the disgruntled employee stops at dunkin donuts on the way to work and picks up a coffee for his boss and before he gets in to work stops off and removes the cover to the said coffee, either pees, cums, or just dips his cock in the brew, followed by a little rim job around the cups lip with his member and then gets in and searches out the lucky supervisor, hands it to him, and if he is lucky enough watches him remove the lid and take the first sip..........."this job aint that bad after all"
" I will have a medium hot chocolate, a boston cream donut, and a dunkin revenge......I mean a medium coffee to go please"
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When a man dips his nuts in a steaming hot cup of coffee and then dips his nuts in a girls mouth.
Bill: Bro, my ho just gave me a "Dunkin' Donuts"
Bob: Dude no way! Did it hurt?
Bill: Fuck no it was better than a blumpkin !
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The act of placing both of your testicles into a womans anus during the act of copulation. When done correctly, a delightful pop will be heard when they are suddenly pulled out with a quick upward motion.
"So, I was dunkin donuts into this cheerleader the other night..."
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