es woss

Powerful Elvish sorceress that eats her hair and dwells in Woss's Tower studying scrolls of the ages...yet the content of those scrolls remains unknown. The only words ever heard by Woss are "ezuubba zubba"
Translation: UNKNOWN

Today we stormed woses tower, overcame the guards, and took it in the name of Hootang. Wose has been forced to flee to her secret mountain sancuary known as Woss's Courtyard. This courtyard is approximately 300 feet from the Tower. We expect retaliation, but we will be ready. Heavy artillery is on the way. There is no way we will lose this war. "Es woss!, echoed through the valley ford as the remaining troops fled across the river

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ese loco

1.a crazy motherfucker. 2. A devoted fan of Slightly Stoopid and member of their street team.

G: "Stop playing around wit me son or I'm gonna slit open yo bitch ass gizzad..."

Juan: "Hey take it easy homes! No need to act all ese loco n' shit."

or

Stoner Sam: Hey bro, you going to see Stoopid in Philly?

Harry Hed: Fuck ya, I'm an ese loco so I get backstage passes!

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Ego-ese

Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?

Vicodin Es

Extra Strength Vicodin. 7.5 mg hydrocodone, 750 mg Tylenol.

Doc... This Vicodin is not helping the pain any more. Now what? Here try Vicodin ES. It is 1.5 times as strong.

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Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

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bicho es

comon foul language used among puertoricans.
the literal meaning in english would be "cock is"
pronounced: 'bee-cho ez'

spanish people use this pertaining to their feelings of disbelieve or deception..

Dude! my teacher wasn't wearing panties!!!
BICHO ES! *gasp*

Dude..i think my dog is dying
*sigh* bicho es,dude

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Jam-es

An individual who constantly tells others to do a flip and yet refuses to do one himself.

Jam-es, do a flip.