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"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
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The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*
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A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
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A big round lump of crap floating in space
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
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is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck
the earth is not:
round
flat
yellow
seven
its a DUCK
don't @ me the earth is a duck
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Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
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Where George Dubya Bush isn't
What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)
Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all
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