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A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.
"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."
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Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."
Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."
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An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.
When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.
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When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load.
I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.
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To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.
Verbal Ejaculation :
Two people are discussing lego hair for instance, and your dumbass says 'oh like that jackass'. You completely verbal(ly) ejaculated onto/into their conversation.
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Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
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An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.
After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.
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