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Elon University is a private school located in Elon, NC. No prior education needed. If your parents have money then you will get in for sure. They just need to mention something about making a donation. Attending Elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. Elon parties are exclusive and if you're not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. Black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. If you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .
Elon university frat boy- Yo bro can't wait for the party tonight
Elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. Lets not let the black people in
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The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.
After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!
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The absolute legend that trolled us by naming his son “X Æ A-12” after smoking enough weed to fill one of his rockets
Elon Musk: I wonder what to name our son
Grimes: somthn normal like John or Andy
Elon: I was thinking more like X Æ A-12. Isn’t that great?
Grimes: da fuck wrong witchu get outta here before I beat ur ass
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Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space
Im going hunting with my Elon musket
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A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.
Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.
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Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
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