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Adventurous and fearless. The most beautiful hair and eyes. Her smile and laugh light up a room. English is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an out right bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
-Holy shit do you know that girl over there?
Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.
-How do you know a girl like English?
I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.
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The new language that people can't understand
You: Hi, can you help me with something!?
Russian: Sorry no speak English.
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The official language of the country of What.
What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?
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Its a thing i use and maybe you use... If you dont know what English means i think you didnt take a good pre-school
Do you speak English?
Yes i speak English... Weeb.
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A stereotypical Finnish English accent.
The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.
Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.
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The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)
John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!
A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.
We have English Class now.
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