Eric

Only the best guy in the whole wide world.
I love him wif all mah hertttt. He is my best friend and always will be. He is hilarious and makes people laugh ALL the time. Its EPIC!
I think we should get married.
LAWL! Kidding.
And he can make someone happy even when they are in the worst mood EVER.

Wow Eric, you really made me happy, when i was very upset. Your such a great friend. People are like WAY jealous! Haha

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Eric

Creepy, tall, slightly messed up... very messed up science teacher who thinks he’s amazing cuz he can play soccer. Yikes

Jo - yeah I saw this weird guy in the park yesterday. He was like tall and perverted.
Kim- was it Eric?

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Eric

A small short human bean who will play bed wars and sky block and flex about how awesome he is at the game when he isn't. A common mistake he makes while playing any of these is that he will fall in a one block wide gap will sprint jumping. A true Eric will make this mistake at least 3 times per game.

"Wow look at him! He is such as failure! That Eric fell in a one block wide gap 5 times in one game!"

Eric

Eric is quite the gamer! He loves to play gta5 and fortnite, he will talk with his friends and is the master at being sarcastic.
Usually he sits at his gaming setup, and starts talking with his friends making plans to play. He can be rude at sometimes, though he is very handsome.

Hey, Eric, wanna play Minecraft?

ERIC

He who soars with Eagle! The sexiest man alive, when you lay on his chest his heartbeat sounds like drums! Every time I see him he gives me butterflies in my stomach! The best friend you could ever want or need! He will make trade with paleface woman! Great in bed and has all the goods right where they should be! But watch out he can be a very moody man at times! Any woman would be lucky to have Eric in their life! But Eric only love C-!

I sure wish I had an Eric in my life!

Eric

That one kid nobody wants to know but everybody knows. The school menace, and the first person to be blamed for anything that goes wrong.

"Eric, stop going in people's lockers!"
"Eric's being a menace again!"
"Eric Bruh"

eric

eric is the best guy you’ll ever meet. he looks a bit younger than his age but he is a very quiet person. he gets all the emo bitches, lesbians and big booty latinas. he has very low eyes and looks high off his ass all the time. he is the only guy you’ll never need and is better than your boyfriend, ex and the guy you’re talking to. he has a large penis and is of average height.

quandale: who’s that guy walking with that emo girl and latina with a fat ass?

daquavious: that’s eric dawg just look at him