If your name is ernie your the best human being on earth
A little piece of shit who thinks he's funny but everyone hates
When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
An expert bowler as in the movie "Kingpin".
"We had a chance to win the league game but not after "Big Ernie McCracken" showed up".
The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.
That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney