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Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.
Sample Exam Prayers:
Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!
I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.
As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!
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exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.
one sunday evening on msn....
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?
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"Man, I'm in AP Calculus for some reason and I failed the exam! It must be because the professor hates me. Stupid putty exams. Oh well, time to go do some drugs and contribute to the downfall of man."
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No such word exists. Sucking up to the teacher cannot save you in exams where a bell curve is applied. The grading distribution in a bell curve typically gives the average test score a B or B- and the other scores are given letter grades based on how they fall within the curve. It has nothing to do with who the teacher likes. It has everything to do with how well you perform on the test. Accordingly, there is no such thing as a "putty test" where a bell curve is applied.
You must be an idiot if you think that you can beat a bell curve by sucking up to a teacher. Live with your shitty grade - you are an idiot. Enjoy your career in manual labor. Somebody has to do the dirty work, right?
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putty exam 1 is great. I just started community college and this is what the middle-aged geezed instructors do to get young girls to suck up. Only I don't think they use a bell curve (normal distribution) to rescale otherwise they would still come up with objective grading.
"I'll just rescore/regrade this putty exam by giving that hot blonde in my class with big tits in the front row more points so she'll turn in more extra credit if you know what I mean."
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A collection of 'organizations' which all have the goal of making student lives hell.
Boy: I'm getting fucked all over by these exam boards.
Girl: Lol, I'm doing BTEC m8
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evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.
serves as a means of destroying the weekend
UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards
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