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an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.
On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.
A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.
John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
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Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.
I got faucet failures.
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An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.
Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University
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a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.
The person who invented this saying is a failure face.
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This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.
"The guy is a pure MM failure, he never even attacked me back."
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