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A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word
Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.
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A sex maneuver involving a caged falcon. The falcon must caught wild and kept close to the bed in which 2 people are making intercourse. In the midst of passionate love-making, as the couple reaches climax, the male must stick his hand deep within the chest of the falcon and rip out the heart. While it is still beating, he must then shove the heart into his partner's downstairs bits and finish up inside of her.
Gerald, I've never been falcon hearted like that before!
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Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
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A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
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Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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A gesture of greeting and mutual respect between two people. Two hinge flapped forearms mimicking the movement of a falcons wings. Done by either one by one individual facing another or two people interlocked at elbow point. 🙅
The Falcon Flap was an easy choice for Mikey and Danny as they greeted each other at the local pub.
This word is a Super Smash Bros. term meaning to save your teammate with a Falcon Punch (Normal or Reverse), sacrificing yourself to save them in a match.
Marth: "help me i just got rested at 0%, extreme knockback...agh"
Falcon: "...i got you (runs across the field, short-hopping to a falcon punch) FALCON PAWWWNCHH..."
Marth: "Thank you home dog...that was awesome you FALCON-SIDER, YOU"
Falcon: "Yes! yes it was...now come on! and let's beat them (meaning the opposing force)
Opposing Force (two Bowsers): "...show us your moves..."
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SILENCE........TIPPER TO KNEE!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS