alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

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race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.

Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!

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Narnia Wardrobe

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

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Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.

Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*

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cleaning lady

The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.

The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.

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Ice Wink

When you skeet in the eye of a girl causing her to wink at you in thanks. This is an act of gratitude and a segue into the one eyed pirate.

Gretchen gave me an ice wink for my birthday. I guess she really likes it in the eye.

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malamanteau

A malamanteau is a neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a portmanteau.

He just incorrectly used malamanteau in a sentence.

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