faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

Faux Decker

The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.

A Faux Decker is executed by:

1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;

2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;

3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.

Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.

The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.

Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"

Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"

Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"

faux-bae

A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.

"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."

"Damn."

faux pierre

Having sex with a girl with a half chub.

I just wasn't feeling it last night, so I gave her a Faux Pierre.

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faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

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faux hawk

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

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faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

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