faux pierre

Having sex with a girl with a half chub.

I just wasn't feeling it last night, so I gave her a Faux Pierre.

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Faux Scope

A move often performed by noobs in Call of Duty games who think they can no scope. The shot consists of the player firing a semi automatic sniper rifle repeatably at unrealistic speeds from the hip and getting a lucky shot. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.

Noob: OMG I NO SCOPE HEAD SHOTTED YOU
You: You mean a faux scope you stupid noob

faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.

Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

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faux hawk

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

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faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

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