The second month of the year but spelled different because it’s a fucking dumb to have an extra R in the word
Jerry: what month is it?
Tom: February.
Jerry: it’s spelled Febuary dumbass
The date in which the best lookin and people are born
N/A: Oh your birthday is febuary 16 ?
N/A: Yes Im best lookin!
barrys birthday
it is barrys birthday today febuary 19
The day that making graduation wasn't valid anymore
Mike: Hey ye just posted stuff on twitter again, btw today is Febuary 7th
John: HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION
you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends
and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart
if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat
Slime Ya HB Day. A day where you get to assault, or "slime" your homeboy(s) with various ways (physical, mental, sexual, etc) If you know you're being targeted to be slimed, hide
Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day
Bro 1: yo bro it's february 26. It's slime ya hb day you know what that means
Bro 2: I may be ya hb but you'd better not slime my ass today bro
Bro 1: *rapes bro 2 in the ass*
Bro 3: shii i'd better hide before i get slimed