Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

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Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

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Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

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Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.

Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.

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Reverse Ferret

To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.

"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."

Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!