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A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)
Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!
This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.
I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.
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Similar in execution to the Boston Pancake, except that an oats-based meal (Muesli, Scottish porridge) must have been had before the event.
So my boy was going to give me a b. pancake breakfast but it turned out to be a Boston flapjack...
Still yummy though!
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When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.
Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.
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A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion
Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack
King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.
Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever
Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends