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A small town in north eastern Wisconsin consisting of a bank, two taverns, a church, two restaurants, and two fuel stations. Its a good place to party but is very boring overall.
I went to the restaurant in Francis Creek and then I was bored.
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A funny young fellow who just happens to be a bomb-ass DJ. His most popular songs are "get low" and "I.d.g.a.f.o.s."
Although the lyrics in "get low" suggest that you "get low when the whistle blow" there are no whistle sounds in the song. Instead I find my self twerking and "getting low" at most sporting events, intersections that are being directed, and birthday parties because there are where I most commonly hear "the whistle blow"
I.d.g.a.f.o.s. on the other hand doesn't have any lyrics but that's what the mastermind that is dillon francis intended. He simply doesn't give a "f.o.s." about words and threw together the orgasm enducing song that it is.
Also he likes cats and taco bell, so that's pretty cool
Man in 20's #1: I was gonna get low when I was listening that song but the whistle never blew, so I Waited until my son's soccer game and started twerking on the other parents as soon as the ref let the whistle blow
Man in 20's #2: I love me some dillon francis, I get low all the time
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One fucking awesome man! That pretty much sums it up. I mean, I could go on to say that he is the king of spoken verse and political, poetic, in-your-face rap. He's intense like camping is in tents. He writes personal narratives as well as general and specific social issue songs, but they're always in first person, which gives it that hardcore edge. Runaways, Climb Trees, Inherited Scars, Slow Down Gandhi, and Broken Wings are probably my favorite (but not necessarily his best) songs. And whoever said he was an armchair activist needs to read his biography before talking like an ignorant fucktard.
sage francis says:
"I'm up on a soapbox yelling into megaphones/killing hard rocks using carcasses as stepping stones/I had to promise I'd stop holding my marches the day that Chris Colombus got crucified on golden arches/but my pedestal was too tall to climb off/in fact that's the reason for the high horse/and from up here I see marines in hummers on a conquest/underdogs with wonderbras in a push-up contest/all for the sake of military recruitment/it felt like kent state the way they targeted the students.
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The hospital Marist College students are sent to by security after drinking enough alcohol at the Loft or Toucan's to reclassify them as animals rather than humans. The typical student is either very proud of this or extremely ashamed, resulting in an exaggerated story on both counts.
"Dude, I was so crunked that security tried to send me St. Francis to get my stomach pumped, but I was like, 'Fuck that shit!' and punched the guy in the face."
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Closely related to Shrek, warrior in the battles of Shrektasia. Fought for the ogre race to free them from the shackles of today society. Has beg weenier. enjoys using earwax to craft household crafts and sexual pleasure devices. He likes slugs very very much, Fiona's big butt, and onions with layers. has a sexual affair with donkey.
I feel like Hunter Francis today
St. Francis is the quintessence of all that is gay. I might also metion that they are rainbow kissers.
Loyola Guy: "St. Francis is so gay that their mascot is a sausage!"
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Coming from a girl, a school with very ugly guys. Seriously, the hot guys either come from Poly, SPHS, or Loyola. SF guys may not all be gay, but they definitely aren't attractive.
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard she's dating -insert name here-.
Girl 2: Ewww, she's dating a St. Francis guy?!
Girl 1: Yeah, I know, she could do so much better.
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