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Franking-Forcing a wank.
Franking or having a frank, is the act of jerking off with a floppy. Having a frank is often the result of having to many previous wanks in a short time period but still attempting to jerk off resulting in a Frank.
"I had already had two before work and I was knackered but Debra the whore had her tits out at work so I went home and starting franking"
Franking: The act of slapping someone/thing in the facial area with a hot dog/package of hot dogs.
Franking is often associated with hulking.
Sentences:
Kristyn: "Dude! I got franked in the mouth today!"
Courtney: "Wow, what a little douchecopter..."
James:"Wanna go franking tonight at Food Lion?"
Logan:"ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!"
Steven:"May we go hulking as well?"
James:"Does the Pope like little boys?"
Steven: "Yeah"
James: "THEN THAT'S MY ANSWER!!"
When you start to have a crush on someone but they’re also your only option/ the only person giving you attention.
(Comes from the story of Anne Frank who had a crush on the only other boy that she knew)
Girl 1: I have the biggest crush on Aaron right now
Girl 2: I think you’re just franking for him cause he’s not that cute
WHEN YOU SHIT OUTSIDE OF A WINDOW OF A MOVING CAR AND USES A WHITE TOWEL TO CLEAN
a frank is a dick basically, like just another word for dick.
“ eat a frank john”
“ f u , eat a frank”
-Literally the best chess player to ever exist.
-1000 times better than stockfish
person 1: "why u sad?"
person 2: "i played on chess.com, and got destroyed by frank"
hello urban dictionary, i'd like to say a huge "fuck you" to your "don't write about inside jokes" rule. i am now proceeding to break it!
frank is the sexiest spider you will ever meet. you first will meet eyes with him in the corner of the ceiling while taking a hot steamy shower. you then will proceed to slam him with a couch pillow and send him into the dark realm (this is to assert dominance, don't be a beta male and get scared, BE SIGMA AND RAIL HIM!!!)
"i found frank in the bathroom"
"OMG, did you assert your dominance?"