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When someone of the opposite gender (but not always) deny's you any activity with them, even if its sexual or not. in other words being rejected by another person
hey want to dance?" "no thanks" "FRIENDZONED BITCH!
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a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."
crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "
friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
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That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.
Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?
My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.
Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.
One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!
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Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."
1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled White Kinght.
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin's Game of Thrones book series.
Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.