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The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.
- John Walter Wayland
That guy from SAE sure was a true gentleman.
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When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.
generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
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the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.
person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
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A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
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A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.
In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
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The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"
I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night
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The act of lifting one's leg ( crossed or uncrossed ), while in the seated position. Then leaning slightly in the direction of the lift immediately prior to flatulation.
Shortly after eating the enchilada, Bill took notice that he was in a room, surrounded by ladies. The only way to remain classy during this time of his inevitable flatulance was to perform the act of the "Gentleman's lean".
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