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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”