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The gilf hunter is an illusive, slanky, balding, 19 year old. He secretly fucks the shit out of the oldest, most crude bitches he can get his hands on. To the outside world he is known as cameron, but to his lovers he is known as The Infamous BOBO.
Gilf hunters always cover their tracks by dating fatasses.
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Acronym for Girl I’d Like to Fuck
Has your sister been working out? She’s a total GILF.
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Great Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
Schmit loves to lube up the G-Gilfs after Stan is done licking their Cosseys
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The GILF is a very sought after term.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.
1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.
2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.
3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.
4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.
5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
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"Big ol' Boobed Girl I'd like To Fuck."
A girl with huge breasts that one finds attractive.
Hey Tommy, check out Bob Gilf over there.
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When you are fucking a gilf and she cums on all over your mash potatoes
I was fucking this gilf last night during Easter dinner and she left me some gilf gravy in my mash potatoes
Gilf man, the act of crossing the line and going agenst nature, Hutning GILFs, (also See GILF)
Tokenss likes to do down to the retirment home to hit up Old GILFs, What a Sick GILF man
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