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Goalie Killer

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.

“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”

“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”

by DontTouchMyMayo June 5, 2019


Goalie Mind

A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant

I’m a Goalie Mind!

You focus like a Goalie Mind!

by GoalieMind April 11, 2021


Goalie Mind

A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant

I’m a Goalie Mind!

You focus like a Goalie Mind!

by GoalieMind April 11, 2021


Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 2, 2019


Goalie sub

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

by Zeecatman August 19, 2010


goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?

hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"

by Goalkeeper00 August 20, 2012


Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy

Im gay - jack the goalie

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022