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A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.
Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.
Brandon: It was a clean shot.
Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.
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a goal scored in pro evolution soccer when a player is used to dribble past all the players then pass it to the open man, it is very boring.
And Zidane dribbles down the wing past Ferdianda and Cole but no he isnt shooting, he is squaring it to Henry for Klar goal
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Some professional hockey teams award free pizza to fans in attendance if their team scores a certain number of goals in a game (i.e., 6). The pizza goal is the goal which sends the fans home with pizza.
Heatley and Corvo came out of the penalty box, had a breakaway, and Heatley scored the pizza goal, winning the Ottawa fans free pizza.
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A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.
JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"
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Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.
Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.
Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.
England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.
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used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.
Looks like another own goal to me
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The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
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