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A person that stops a person, friend, Bro from obtaining their gains.
Joud, you ate my protein bar and hid my beef jerky! You're a Gains Goblin!!
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A person who is in search of internet notoriety through any means necessary. This person will attach themselves to reputable people in order to gain more popularity. They can provoke drama or suck up to gain more followers or subscribers.
That youtuber is such a clout goblin, he is always starting drama with the popular streamers just to get views.
A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
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someone who plays video games with you, only to leave and cause you to lose the match.
"Adam is such an elo goblin"
"yeah fr he only gets on to steal my elo"
A person of unscrupulous character having the uncontrollable urge and desire to insert a salty, sweaty sac into their frontal orifice for purpose of pleasure.
Your sister is such a sac goblin, she cannot keep my testicles out of her mouth.
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When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it
Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz
Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.
Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change outta my ashtray?