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When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.
Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.
Someone who seeks romantic involvement with a wealthy individual with the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship, who specifically targets someone who has succcessfully sought romantic involvement with a wealthy individual, who had the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship.
Brandon: Did you hear, that old guy Rachel married just died, now she's filthy rich. What a gold digger.
Deacon: That aint nothin', I heard Jay just got together with Rachel, you know he's only after her money. He a straight gold digger digger.
Brandon: Word.
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A girl who respects the guys bank account about him, but not who he is.
The gold digger admired the guys bank account for what it was, but would have thought the guy was a mess who needed therapy and had problems if he wasn't as rich as he was.
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A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.
Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
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When a guy/girl is perfoming Cunninglingus(going down on a girl)they open the walls of her vagina and sneeze mucous into it, it should be similar to the color gold for position to work with authenticity. Allow her vagina to close back up and then go in with your tounge to dig it out, hence The Gold Digger. Caution:might spread germs to partner if contagous
I had a bad cold so i gave my girlfriend The Gold Digger, she loved it and said it made her feel like she was young again.
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Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.
She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!
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A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.
Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.