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Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022


Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.

"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"

by Ploptwat May 04, 2022


Gran

Your mums old wrinkled female mate, her mum, she always makes too much fucking food the fat shit and is about 0.84728273 seconds away from dying.

Your gran failed chemotherapy.

by Doikster December 20, 2019


Gran

You mums mum, if you don’t know who it’s that one that makes a shit ton of food and most of them are probably dead.

You’re gran failed her chemotherapy.

by Doikster December 20, 2019


Grans

grans kommer fra brus merket grans, men blir brukt som et annet ord for alkohol. Dette kom av at vi følte oss ganske tipsa etter noen grans brus.

fikser du grans i helgen? Dette betyr fikser du drikke i helgen.

by Mister Ulrik May 13, 2025


frijole gran

a totally badass type of food that will steal your girl, and ruin your life, but once you eat them, you will realize that you have allways loved green eggs and ham

yeah, some frijole gran just happended

by presidentgarvy05 November 18, 2019


Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 27, 2009