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If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs
Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”
The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
Your mums old wrinkled female mate, her mum, she always makes too much fucking food the fat shit and is about 0.84728273 seconds away from dying.
Your gran failed chemotherapy.
You mums mum, if you don’t know who it’s that one that makes a shit ton of food and most of them are probably dead.
You’re gran failed her chemotherapy.
grans kommer fra brus merket grans, men blir brukt som et annet ord for alkohol. Dette kom av at vi følte oss ganske tipsa etter noen grans brus.
fikser du grans i helgen? Dette betyr fikser du drikke i helgen.
a totally badass type of food that will steal your girl, and ruin your life, but once you eat them, you will realize that you have allways loved green eggs and ham
yeah, some frijole gran just happended
when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.
The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.
guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!
guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!