wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

grenade launcher

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.

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Crimson Grenade

The act of removing one's tampon and throwing it at or near a victim.

"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"

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hippie grenade

A pot seed in the joint that blows it up like a cigarette load. Rumored to cause sterillity in males.

POP! Awww shit, man who rolled the hippie grenade?!

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fall on the grenade

Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!

Always designate a wingman to fall on the grenade!

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Ass Grenade

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.

1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.

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grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

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