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Stupid fucks from the NYC area, not all of them are Italian anymore at my school the guidos are Italian, Hispanic, Irish, Jewish, black, and asian. A typical guido wheres tight Armani Exchange clothing, wifebeaters, chains, Nike Cortez, Reebok Classic, or Nike Air Force One shoes. They always lift up the side of their wifebeaters to show off their stupid Nextel phones. They use a bottle of hair gel a day to spike up half an inch of hair, they also keep a cigarette behind their ear at all times. They take steriods and work out at the gym regularly (they show off by doing trying to lift as much weight as they can in 1 rep). They drive BMWs that their parents gave them for their 16th birthday, they drive way too fast and like to fight non-guidos for no real reason.
"I heard the guidos are going to fight some blacks and Mexicans outside of New Roc tonight".
"Yeah, so what else is new".
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A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.
Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.
Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.
John: no what happened?
Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.
John: Shit man you kidding me!
Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.
John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
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1) From the Italian Verb - Guidare - to drive
2) Conjegation of italian word *to drive* meaning I drive...Io guido
3) A Name represanting Gill in Italian. Male name
3) A sterotypical version of the italian american. Guidos are supposedly all italian when They have never been to the country in there entire life. They presumme that they are "the ####, gee" when they look like "####..gee?"
Guidos
1) Are Italian American residing predominatly in New York or New Jersey.
2)Cannot speak proper english and immitate a terriable new york accent ( I am a New Yorker from the Bronx and I don't talk like that!!!)
3) Most likely have never been to Italy. And if they have, have most likely been to the South ( such as Palermo and Calabria)
4) Believe they know everything about italy when they dont!.( and if you are a guido going "pfff!" at this...then tell me, who is Coismo di Medici...and Petrarco? )
5) Think they can speak Italian when all they know are words from their grandmother ( a.k.a La Nonna) who came from south italy and speaks a regional dialect. ( If you are a guido and still denying it.....alhora, dimmi che cosa dico adesso é voglio vedere che cosa scriverái....eh? cosa vuoi dirmi?? Solo "talia la peciuota??" col tuo dialetto schifoso siciliano??? BAAAA! )
6) Think People in Italy act the way they act...hell no! They are very cultured!!!! And I am proud to say that I grew up under that influence and not some "yo, look at me lets hit the club"
7) Only where Armani Exchange......psssssh! Please, Bitch, I wear Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, Kenneth Cole and Christian Dior.....you couldn't match me with your false "bella figura"
9) sorry for getting off up there but back to what guidos are....
10)Make fun of homos....and for your information my dear guido...10% of Italy is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11)Are born and raised Catholic...nothing against it...I'm catholic and italy is 98% Catholic......but Guidos only go to church during Easter and Christmas.....
12) Think all italy is about the mafia....ummmm...for your information.....italy has gotten rid of the mafia ages ago...where's your brain?? Surely not on italy's new semi communist leader Brodi (GASP!)
13) Think Sicily is another country...DUMB ASS! It's a province of Italy!!!!!!!!!
14) Can't dress formally...buttoned up shirts that are half open...dear sweet god NO! Do me a favor and go look at GQ......see how REAL Italians dress (a.k.a ...MILANESE look!)
15)Listen only to techno,....well so do I, but they Only listen to it...and italian singers like Nek and Laura Pausini...which is nice...but they have no idea what they are saying...lol
16) Think Italian food is just pasta with mussels and meat balls....yo! Ever heard of Odori or Pesto???
17) Give annoying names like sal for Salvatore and Frankie for Franceso and Jonny for Gianlucca....uffa!
18) If they actually went to italy, they would be considered gay,......NO JOKE!
19) Assume they respect women but really only #### themmm,....yes...####..and they are usually guidettes...
20) Guidettes are noisey spolied bitches in high heeled books, ambercromie jeans and a/x shirts...and have WAAAAAYYY too much make up on them...their hair is also extremly straight and highlighted.
20) If they went to italy...they'd be ######...again...no joke!
21) Make fun of art, theatre, and poetry because it's "gay"...bitch...ITALIANS INVENTED THAT "GAY" STUFF!!
22)Think French is gay.......Italy is partners with France in europe....they are considered twins...so if you call france gay...you say italy is gay...."capisce?"
23) STOP SAYING CAPISCE!! It is pronounced and grammatically incorrect!....It's "capisci?" for you and "Hai capito?" for past tense....uffa!
24) Drive BMWs....Italians actually drive Smart Cars and I have been to italy about 7 times and have never seen an ferrari!!!
25) BMWs are German for your information...lol
26)Gel their hair waaaayyyy to much
27) Metro sexuals, but italians natrually are so props for that....
28) Think the Godfather and good fellas are italian classics......umm...no...that would be, La vita é bella and Remember me my love, Malena, The Last Kiss.....go watch those and see how italians really are
29) Italians from ITALY..are metrosexual, but keep it under control. Wear name brands but also know how to make wal mart look good...almost all of them speak french or german....drink espresso and green tea....listen to punk....are scholarly...a.k.a geeky for you...go to theatres.....read and write poetry.......READ BOOKS!!! and no not hary potter...I mean books like The new life by dante!!!
30) Guidos make fun of other races...not all of them,,,,but some...Italians do not and enjoy learning about others and practicing them
Now, I am Half Italian Half Dominican but grew up going to Italy and beng Raised italian. My mother comes from Genova ( in the north italy but her family is from the south in Naples) I grew up with the life style of an actual italian and not an italian american and when I look at guidos, it is sad that they are so limited of true knowledge of italy is...guido is a stero type...dont follow it...strive to be different.
If you are proud to be italian, dont put a flag on ur car...read DANTE and there goes your pride...!!
1) Loro non vogliono guidare con noi
2) Io guido ogni giorno quando ho bisogno di portare i miei figli alla scuola.
3) My Friend's name is Guido Medicino
4) Heya yo My name is Giovanni Carpigani and I come straight from BK!! yo, what up?
So yeah, just got make from the gym and now hitting it up my nonna's place for some meatballs al italiano and they're like the ####. Nobody on Chirstoforo Colombo Blvd can make Meat balls like Nonna Giussepina..yeah...YEAA!
So my mom just got me some new speakers for my ride, yo and the fellas and i are gonna hit it at the club to check out the "ragazzas", you hear...it's gonna be made cool yo!
Them hot bitches are gonna be bagin when the catch a look at out new razor phones with the Godfather theme ring tone...that be off the chain!!!!
My Cousin Gina also got me this new shirt from Aramni exchange,,,,#### be poppin son!! Yo, I gotta go holla at my homie, Frankie G Corpaccio and tell him about tonights after plans...we gonnaa beat some ####### up at canarsie for being so gay...they be reaading shakespeare...#######...we'll teach them a lesson...italian pride bebe...peace...!
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a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!
that guido just jizzed in his own eye!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!
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italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.
"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"
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Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.
(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.
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people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.
If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.
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