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That fucking girl thats 3 or more years younger than you that just shows off how energetic she is because of her youth by pissing you off in every single way and time.
Me:*sits on instagram*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*
Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
A gymnast is strong power and goes after what she wants. When she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she may need some words of encouragement but she is very talented.
Girl 1: Gymnastics is probably so easy!
Gymnastics girl: girl bye ✌️
These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
The act and art of ball licking.
Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.
A drunken injury. An injury incurred as a result of drinking.
How did you get that bruise? I was doing some liquid gymnastics last night.