Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.

Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.

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Back Hamburger

a Back Hamburger is when a fat person has 3 rolls of fat on thier back which makes it look like a Hamburger

Me: "Dude She has a Back hamburger"

Brad: "LOL Epic Back Hamburger"

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hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

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squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

obama hamburger

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

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Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.

Read the book, its fucking awesome

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hamburger pls

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town

Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????

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