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hancock

that one piece character with the weird last name

boa hancock sure has a normal name!

by DM Dokuro June 22, 2022


Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies

He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.

by LccLlc December 1, 2020


Hancock

To hide wetting your self by shiting your pants.

The Government did a Hancock.

by Tories united December 14, 2021


Hancock

Rubbing a males genitalia side to side on a woman while stood up and grabbing her bum with one hand and pulling her in to feel it.

Look at him doing a Hancock on her.

by Weazyd June 27, 2021


Aaron Hancock

the hottest guy with long dark hair and the funniest personality he has a pretty face and beautiful lips his eyes are stars that you can get lost in and his hands are sooo hot he's currently going to the gym a lot and has loads of muscles.

Aaron Hancock is soo hot

he is he's so beautiful

by jimmyjohnspizzaria July 4, 2022


Hancock apology

To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.

Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.

Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"

Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021


1-Hancock

A scale of pure awesomeness.

On a scale from 1-Hancock I'm pretty awesome

by Noneyabee'swaxfoo' February 15, 2010